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7 Degrees of Blondness

7 Degrees of Blondness

ONEA married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2:00 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, “How should I know, that’s...

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New Bumper Stickers

New Bumper Stickers

Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap. Practice Safe Sex. Go Screw Yourself. If You Drink Don’t Park. Accidents Cause People. If You Don’t Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut....

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Fun Things to do At Wal-Mart!

Fun Things to do At Wal-Mart!

1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they don’t realize it. 2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 3. Make a trail of...

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The Horse and the Chicken

The Horse and the Chicken

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud-hole and begins to sink. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him to safety. The...

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