The Ant & the Grasshopper in 2008
We have two versions of a famous story. The Old Version: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and saving up...
Grandpa gets audited by the IRS
The IRS decided to audit Grandpa, and summoned him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney....
UPS Pilots Gripe Sheet… Funny!
Apparently Pilots fill out a form called a “gripe sheet”, this tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft that were...
The Butler Did It
A rich couple was going out for the evening. The lady of the house decided to give the butler, Throckmorton, the night off. She said...
10 Husbands
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.* On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be...
How to tell if you need to pray at work
You know you’ve had too much coffee when…
* Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.* You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked.* You grind your coffee beans in your...
7 Degrees of Blondness
ONEA married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2:00 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone,...
12 Things it Took Me 50 Years to Learn – by Ann Landers
1. Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.2. There can be a fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness”.3....
