New Bumper Stickers
- Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap.
- Practice Safe Sex. Go Screw Yourself.
- If You Drink Don’t Park. Accidents Cause People.
- If You Don’t Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
- Please Tell Your Pants It’s Not Polite To Point.
- My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
- If You’re Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
- You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
- This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren’t Happening To Me
- Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
- If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
- The Face Is Familiar, But I Can’t Quite Remember My Name
- Illiterate? Write For Help
- Cover Me — I’m Changing Lanes
- I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
- Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
- It’s Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
- I Haven’t Lost My Mind — It’s Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
- Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph …..Are Also Timed For 70 mph
- Body By Nautilus. Brain By Mattel
- Boldly Going Nowhere
- Cat: The Other White Meat
- Caution — Driver Legally Blonde!
- Don’t Be Sexist — Broads Hate That
