New Bumper Stickers

Sep 8, 2019 | Funny Stuff

  • Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap.
  • Practice Safe Sex. Go Screw Yourself.
  • If You Drink Don’t Park. Accidents Cause People.
  • If You Don’t Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
  • Please Tell Your Pants It’s Not Polite To Point.
  • My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
  • If You’re Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
  • You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
  • This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren’t Happening To Me
  • Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
  • If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
  • The Face Is Familiar, But I Can’t Quite Remember My Name
  • Illiterate? Write For Help
  • Cover Me — I’m Changing Lanes
  • I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
  • Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
  • It’s Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
  • I Haven’t Lost My Mind — It’s Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
  • Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph …..Are Also Timed For 70 mph
  • Body By Nautilus. Brain By Mattel
  • Boldly Going Nowhere
  • Cat: The Other White Meat
  • Caution — Driver Legally Blonde!
  • Don’t Be Sexist — Broads Hate That







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