The Ant & the Grasshopper in 2008

The Ant & the Grasshopper in 2008

We have two versions of a famous story. The Old Version: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and saving up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and plays the summer away.Come winter, the...
Grandpa gets audited by the IRS

Grandpa gets audited by the IRS

The IRS decided to audit Grandpa, and summoned him to the IRS office.  The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying...
UPS Pilots Gripe Sheet… Funny!

UPS Pilots Gripe Sheet… Funny!

UPS Pilots Gripe Sheet… Funny! Apparently Pilots fill out a form called a “gripe sheet”, this tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft that were experienced. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, then pilots review the gripe...
The Butler Did It

The Butler Did It

The Butler Did It A rich couple was going out for the evening. The lady of the house decided to give the butler, Throckmorton, the night off. She said they would be home very late and he should just enjoy his evening. As it turned out, the wife didn’t have a good time...
10 Husbands

10 Husbands

10 Husbands A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.* On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle; I’m still a virgin. “What?” said the puzzled groom.* “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times? “Well, husband*...