PAT BUCHANAN:To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. DR. SEUSS:Did the chicken cross the road?Did he cross it with a toad?Yes! The chicken crossed the road,but why it...

1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they don’t realize it. 2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 3. Make a trail of...

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud-hole and begins to sink. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him to safety. The...

The four latest U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they spin to Oz. After threatening trials and tribulations, they finally make it to the Emerald City and come before...

1. So Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me. 2. God Made Us Sisters; Prozac Made Us Friends. 3. My Mother Is a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips. 4. Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience...

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.  She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from...

1. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-savings time. 2. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think...

Dear Santa, I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I do not need diamond earrings, handy slice and dicers or comfortable slippers.  I only want one little thing, and I want...

What do you call a handcuffed man?Trustworthy. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough. Why do...