Apparently Pilots fill out a form called a “gripe sheet”, this tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft that were experienced. The mechanics correct the problems, document...

A rich couple was going out for the evening. The lady of the house decided to give the butler, Throckmorton, the night off. She said they would be home very late and he should just...

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.* On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle; I’m still a virgin. “What?” said the puzzled...

* Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.* You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked.* You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.* You sleep with your eyes open.* You have to...

ONEA married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2:00 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, “How should I know, that’s...

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