7 Degrees of Blondness

7 Degrees of Blondness

7 Degrees of Blondness ONEA married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2:00 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, “How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up. The husband said, “Who was...
12 Things it Took Me 50 Years to Learn – by Ann Landers

12 Things it Took Me 50 Years to Learn – by Ann Landers

12 Things it Took Me 50 Years to Learn – by Ann Landers 1.  Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.2. There can be a fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness”.3. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to...
New Bumper Stickers

New Bumper Stickers

New Bumper Stickers Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap. Practice Safe Sex. Go Screw Yourself. If You Drink Don’t Park. Accidents Cause People. If You Don’t Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut. Please Tell Your Pants It’s Not Polite To Point. My Kid Got Your...
Celebrities Answer why did the chicken cross the road?

Celebrities Answer why did the chicken cross the road?

Celebrities Answer why did the chicken cross the road? PAT BUCHANAN:To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. DR. SEUSS:Did the chicken cross the road?Did he cross it with a toad?Yes! The chicken crossed the road,but why it crossed, I’ve not been told!...
Fun Things to do At Wal-Mart!

Fun Things to do At Wal-Mart!

Fun Things to do At Wal-Mart! 1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they don’t realize it. 2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor, leading to the...
The Horse and the Chicken

The Horse and the Chicken

The Horse and the Chicken A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud-hole and begins to sink. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can’t be found. So she...