Sep 10, 2019 | Funny Stuff
You know you’ve had too much coffee when… * Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.* You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked.* You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.* You sleep with your eyes open.* You have to watch videos in fast-forward.* You lick...
Sep 10, 2019 | Funny Stuff
7 Degrees of Blondness ONEA married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2:00 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, “How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up. The husband said, “Who was...
Sep 10, 2019 | Funny Stuff
12 Things it Took Me 50 Years to Learn – by Ann Landers 1. Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.2. There can be a fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness”.3. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to...
Sep 8, 2019 | Funny Stuff
New Bumper Stickers Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap. Practice Safe Sex. Go Screw Yourself. If You Drink Don’t Park. Accidents Cause People. If You Don’t Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut. Please Tell Your Pants It’s Not Polite To Point. My Kid Got Your...
Sep 8, 2019 | Funny Stuff
Celebrities Answer why did the chicken cross the road? PAT BUCHANAN:To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. DR. SEUSS:Did the chicken cross the road?Did he cross it with a toad?Yes! The chicken crossed the road,but why it crossed, I’ve not been told!...
Sep 7, 2019 | Funny Stuff
Fun Things to do At Wal-Mart! 1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they don’t realize it. 2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor, leading to the...
