U.S. Presidents in Emerald City

U.S. Presidents in Emerald City

U.S. Presidents in Emerald City The four latest U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they spin to Oz. After threatening trials and tribulations, they finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard. “WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT...
Bumper Stickers for Women

Bumper Stickers for Women

Bumper Stickers for Women 1. So Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me. 2. God Made Us Sisters; Prozac Made Us Friends. 3. My Mother Is a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips. 4. Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience with Princes, Seeks Frog. 5. Coffee, Chocolate, Men. . ....
Three Wishes (Woman Golfer)

Three Wishes (Woman Golfer)

Three Wishes (Woman Golfer) A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.  She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes.” The woman freed...
Sixteen Things It Took Me 50 Years to Learn by Dave Barry

Sixteen Things It Took Me 50 Years to Learn by Dave Barry

Sixteen Things It Took Me 50 Years to Learn by Dave Barry 1. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-savings time. 2. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she’s...
Martha Stewart doesn’t live here long

Martha Stewart doesn’t live here long

Martha Stewart doesn’t live here long Dear Santa, I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I do not need diamond earrings, handy slice and dicers or comfortable slippers.  I only want one little thing, and I want it deeply. I want to slap Martha Stewart. Now,...
Men

Men

Men What do you call a handcuffed man?Trustworthy. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?Because if they all went, it would be Hell....