Sep 7, 2019 | Funny Stuff
Martha Stewart doesn’t live here long Dear Santa, I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I do not need diamond earrings, handy slice and dicers or comfortable slippers. I only want one little thing, and I want it deeply. I want to slap Martha Stewart. Now,...
Sep 5, 2019 | Funny Stuff
Men What do you call a handcuffed man?Trustworthy. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?Because if they all went, it would be Hell....
Sep 5, 2019 | Funny Stuff
The 15 Thinnest Books 15. My Plan To Find The Real Killers – By O. J. Simpson 14. Things I Would Not Do For Money – By Dennis Rodman13. The Wild Years – By Al Gore 12. Amelia Earhart’s Guide To The Pacific Ocean11. America’s Most Popular Lawyers10. Detroit – A Travel...
Sep 5, 2019 | Funny Stuff
More Blonde Jokes How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?She fell out of the tree. How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her. How did the blonde burn her nose?Bobbing for French fries. Why do blondes have more fun?They are easier to amuse....
Sep 5, 2019 | Funny Stuff
You Know You Grew Up In the 80’s if… 1. You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word SIKE. 2. You can sing the rap to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and can do the Carlton 3. You know that ‘WOAH’ comes from Joey on Blossom 4. If you ever watched ‘Fraggle Rock’ 5. It was...
