More Blonde Jokes

More Blonde Jokes

Sep 5, 2019 | Funny Stuff

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree.

How did the blonde die drinking milk?
The cow stepped on her.

How did the blonde burn her nose?
Bobbing for French fries.

Why do blondes have more fun?
They are easier to amuse.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
Frosted flakes.

What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
The back of her head.

Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs?
They keep breaking them with the hammer.

Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? 
She missed.

What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear? 
Data transfer.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? 
“I wonder if it’s mine?”

Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them.

What do you call an eternity?
Four blondes at a four way stop.

How do you confuse a blonde?
Give her a package of M&M’s and tell her to put them in alphabetical order.

Why does it say TGIF on a blonde’s shoes?
Toes Go In First.

Why do blondes smile when they see lightning?
They think their picture is being taken.

Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
It was too tight.