Young Man at Confession
“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl”.The priest asks, “Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?”“Yes,...
Prison Break
A man escapes from a prison where he has been kept for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young...
Alzheimer’s Test
Count the “F’s” in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF...
The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican
The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are THE dwarfs they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack. “Son,”...
Programmer’s view of how airlines would be run by operating systems:
UNIX AirwaysEveryone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the...
Sipping Vodka
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor...
Three Blondes on an Island
Three blonde women were stranded on an island. While trying to dig their way out, one of them came across a buried lamp. Suddenly a...
Sailors in a Bar
A young sailor was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he looks over and sees a pirate. The pirate has a wooden peg-leg, a hook...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond. If...
