Sep 4, 2019 | Funny Stuff
The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are THE dwarfs they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack. “Son,” says the Pope, “what can I do for you?” Dopey replies, “Excuse me, your Excellency, but are there...
Sep 4, 2019 | Funny Stuff
Programmer’s view of how airlines would be run by operating systems: UNIX AirwaysEveryone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing non-stop about what kind...
Sep 4, 2019 | Funny Stuff
Sipping Vodka A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, ‘When I am worried about getting nervous On the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I...
Sep 4, 2019 | Funny Stuff
Three Blondes on an Island Three blonde women were stranded on an island. While trying to dig their way out, one of them came across a buried lamp. Suddenly a genie appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish, in return for saving him. The first blonde woman...
Sep 4, 2019 | Funny Stuff
Sailors in a Bar A young sailor was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he looks over and sees a pirate. The pirate has a wooden peg-leg, a hook for a hand, and patch over his eye. Unable to resist, the sailor asks How’d you end up with a peg-leg? “I was swept...
Sep 4, 2019 | Funny Stuff
The Hunting Dog Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond. If there aren’t any ducks out there, I’m not going hunting.” So he sends the dog out to the pond. The dog comes back and...
