Sep 5, 2019 | Funny Stuff
Young Man at Confession “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl”.The priest asks, “Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?”“Yes, Father, it is.”“And who was the girl you were with?”“I can’t tell you, Father, I don’t want to ruin her...
Sep 5, 2019 | Funny Stuff
Prison Break A man escapes from a prison where he has been kept for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of...
Sep 5, 2019 | Funny Stuff
Alzheimer’s Test Count the “F’s” in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS…(scroll below) Managed it ? Scroll down only after you have counted them, okay?...
Sep 4, 2019 | Funny Stuff
The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are THE dwarfs they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack. “Son,” says the Pope, “what can I do for you?” Dopey replies, “Excuse me, your Excellency, but are there...
Sep 4, 2019 | Funny Stuff
Programmer’s view of how airlines would be run by operating systems: UNIX AirwaysEveryone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing non-stop about what kind...
