Sep 5, 2019 | Funny Stuff
10 Speed Bike for my Birthday “VOTED BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2007” For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, “Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There’s no way we can...
Sep 5, 2019 | Funny Stuff
Great Minds Read Alike! I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt...
Sep 5, 2019 | Funny Stuff
Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address: A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules,...
Sep 5, 2019 | Funny Stuff
Is Mommy Home? Hello?” “Hi, honey, this is Daddy,” …. “Is your Mommy near the phone?” “No, Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank,” After a brief pause, Daddy says, “But you haven’t got an Uncle Frank, honey!” “Oh Yes, I do, and he’s upstairs in the...
Sep 5, 2019 | Funny Stuff
Seinfeldisms What’s with this weird hotel custom of leaving a piece of chocolate on the pillow? I awoke thinking my brain had hemorrhaged some sort of fecal matter. Would somebody please explain to me those signs that say, “No animals allowed except for Seeing Eye...
