Jesus and Satan argue over who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they agree to hold a contest with God as the judge.

Sitting at their computers they begin to code. They type furiously for several hours, lines of code streaming up the screen.

Seconds before the end, a bolt of lightning strikes and takes out the power. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what he has come up with.

Satan replies visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out."

"Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better."

Jesus hits a few keys, and the screen comes to life in vivid display and the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers.

Satan is astonished. He stutters, "But how?! I lost everything, but Jesus' program is intact! How did he do it?!"

God chuckles and says, "Jesus saves."