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Prison Break
A man escapes from a prison where he has been kept for 15
years. He breaks into a house to look for money and
guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While
tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her
on the neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen,
this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He
probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman
in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't
resist, don't complain, do what he tells you, just give him
satisfaction, no matter how much he ravages you. This guy is
probably damned dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us.
"Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He
was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you
were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the
Bathroom. I told him where to find it."
"Be strong, honey. I love you, too."
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