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Three Wishes (Woman Golfer)
A woman was out golfing one day when she
hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods
to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to
her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3
wishes."
The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but
I failed to mention that there was a condition to your
wishes - that whatever you wish for, your husband will get
10 times more or better!"
The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first
wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will
also make your husband the most handsome man in the world,
an Adonis, that women will flock to."
The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the
most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me."
So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world! For
her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the
world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man
in the world and he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That will be okay because what is mine is
his and what is his is mine."
So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, she smiled and
calmly answered, "I'd like a
mild heart attack."
Moral of the story : Women are clever - don't mess with
them.
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