The Horse and the Chicken

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud-hole and begins to sink. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So she drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud-hole and ties some rope around the bumper. She then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and backs the car up, saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and the horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud-hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can straddle the mud-hole!" So he stretched over the width of it and said, "Grab my member and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled herself to safety.

The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.